She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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