Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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