i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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