so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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