I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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