Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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