Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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