we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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