he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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