Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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