I must be too annoying 4 u.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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