im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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