Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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