Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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