Plan B is the new Plan A
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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