My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
