I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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