Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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