Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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