Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
