Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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