I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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