im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the day after is always just damage control
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Mom said you looked used
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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