I don't remember. Are we still dating?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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