Just mADE A PArabola og urine
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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