I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He did a backflip because drugs
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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