I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
pray to the hookup gods
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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