is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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