no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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