Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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