i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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