Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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