So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Buhtt sex?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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