I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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