Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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