so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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