she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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