How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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