Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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