Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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