She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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