Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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