i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Two words: nipple clamps
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