he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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