Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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