hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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