If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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