Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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