it hurts more in the daytime
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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