I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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