i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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